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When a dog walk turns into a turf war between 2 gnomes and a house named Jolene

When a dog walk turns into a turf war between 2 gnomes and a house named Jolene

No agenda. Just me, a leash, and a neighborhood gossiping behind my back.

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May 03, 2025
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It always starts with a dog walk.

No agenda. Just me, a leash, and a growing suspicion that the houses in my neighborhood are gossiping behind my back.

Last time, they whispered. This time? They had things to say.

New route, new energy, and apparently a fresh cast of architectural personalities ready to monologue their way into my notes app.

These houses a …

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